Sassy

Straight from the baddest, bravest gorilla in the LAFF Jungle

Welcome to the part of the jungle where the vines swing a little lower, the laughter echoes a little louder, and the rules?

Well… Sassy rewrites those.

These are the laws of life according to Sassy the Gorilla our fearless, chaos loving mascot who breaks rules, breaks barriers, and breaks the silence around cancer with courage, chaos, and heart.

Sassy’s Rules for Living

Rule #1: Break Every Rule That Doesn’t Serve Your Should
  • If it limits you, ditch it.
  • If it dims your light, smash it.
  • If it tries to tell you who you should be? Tell it to take a hike.
Sassy does not do shoulds.

 

Rule #2: Go Bananas for the People You Love
  • Show up.
  • Lift them up.
  • Make them laugh even when the jungle feels heavy.
Loyalty is Sassy’s love language.

 

Rule #3: Swing First, Figure It Out Later
  • Don’t wait until you have the perfect plan.
  • Leap.
  • Fly.
  • Trust your gut.
Life is too short not to swing from the highest branch.

 

Rule #4: Hope Isn’t Soft, It’s Savage
  • Hope is not fragile.
  • Hope is fierce.
  • Hope is the heartbeat that keeps warriors moving forward.
  • Trust your gut.
Carry it. Spread it, Live it Loudly.

 

Rule #5: Cause Good Trouble
  • Shake the branches.
  • Challenge the norms.
  • Make the world better in ways that only you can.
Sassy doesn’t stir up drama, she stirs up impact.
Rule #6: Protect Your Troop
  • Family isn’t always blood.
  • Sometimes it’s the people in the chairs, the ones in the fight, the ones holding each other up.
Sassy guards her troop like gold. So should you.

 

Rule #7: Be the Wildest, Kindest Version of Yourself
  • Be bold.
  • Be unstoppable.
  • But above all, be kind.
Sassy knows strength without kindness is just noise.

 

Rule #8: Shine in the Dark Places
  • When life gets dark, Sassy doesn’t hide.
  • She lights up the night with grit, humor, and a heart big enough to shake the jungle.
Be that spark.

 

Rule #9: Rest Like a Queen
  • Warriors nap.
  • Queens recharge.
  • Rest is part of resilience.
Bad ass gorillas lounge with zero guilt.

 

Rule #10: LAFF Loud, LAFF Hard, LAFF Always
  • Joy is rebellion.
  • Joy is medicine.
  • Joy is Sassy’s superpower.
Let it be yours, too..
Break the rules. Bring the hope.
Break the rules. Bring the hope.

Sassy

Straight from the baddest, bravest gorilla in the LAFF Jungle

Welcome to the part of the jungle where the vines swing a little lower, the laughter echoes a little louder, and the rules?

Well… Sassy rewrites those.

These are the laws of life according to Sassy the Gorilla our fearless, chaos loving mascot who breaks rules, breaks barriers, and breaks the silence around cancer with courage, chaos, and heart.

Sassy’s Rules for Living

Rule #1: Break Every Rule That Doesn’t Serve Your Should
  • If it limits you, ditch it.
  • If it dims your light, smash it.
  • If it tries to tell you who you should be? Tell it to take a hike.
Sassy does not do shoulds.

 

Rule #2: Go Bananas for the People You Love
  • Show up.
  • Lift them up.
  • Make them laugh even when the jungle feels heavy.
Loyalty is Sassy’s love language.

 

Rule #3: Swing First, Figure It Out Later
  • Don’t wait until you have the perfect plan.
  • Leap.
  • Fly.
  • Trust your gut.
Life is too short not to swing from the highest branch.

 

Rule #4: Hope Isn’t Soft, It’s Savage
  • Hope is not fragile.
  • Hope is fierce.
  • Hope is the heartbeat that keeps warriors moving forward.
  • Trust your gut.
Carry it. Spread it, Live it Loudly.

 

Rule #5: Cause Good Trouble
  • Shake the branches.
  • Challenge the norms.
  • Make the world better in ways that only you can.
Sassy doesn’t stir up drama, she stirs up impact.

 

Rule #6: Protect Your Troop
  • Family isn’t always blood.
  • Sometimes it’s the people in the chairs, the ones in the fight, the ones holding each other up.
Sassy guards her troop like gold. So should you.

 

Rule #7: Be the Wildest, Kindest Version of Yourself
  • Be bold.
  • Be unstoppable.
  • But above all, be kind.
Sassy knows strength without kindness is just noise.

 

Rule #8: Shine in the Dark Places
  • When life gets dark, Sassy doesn’t hide.
  • She lights up the night with grit, humor, and a heart big enough to shake the jungle.
Be that spark.

 

Rule #9: Rest Like a Queen
  • Warriors nap.
  • Queens recharge.
  • Rest is part of resilience.
Bad ass gorillas lounge with zero guilt.

 

Rule #10: LAFF Loud, LAFF Hard, LAFF Always
  • Joy is rebellion.
  • Joy is medicine.
  • Joy is Sassy’s superpower.
Let it be yours, too..